Will you please rate my poem titled "Stuff That Happened"?

On a scale of 1 to 10, I would give you an orange. I would also give you my panties right now.....because I had to take 3 (hic) ok maybe 7 shots of tekillya for this to make sense. It is by far the most heart rendering tale of love, life and pion that I have ever.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… (hic) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(hic)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz